It’s been awhile since I lost myself in the novels chronicling the supernatural love triangle that made Forks, Washington famous. I must say, I read the awesome books BEFORE the mediocre movies came out. Last night I got to revisit the Cullens with some of my BFF’s. Sara, Colleen and I went to see Breaking Dawn part 1. I really wanted to see
hot vampire sex the film adaptation.
I read about Bella’s pregnancy and childbirth before I ever got pregnant. After seeing it on the big screen, I gotta say, “Congratulations Bella! You win the award for most gruesome birth ever. I’m quite sure no other woman’s baby sucked the life out of her like your little demon did. Drinking blood during your pregnancy makes my apple cider vinegar seem pretty tame. I’m also certain no other woman’s husband injected his deadly venom into her heart in the delivery room. Enjoy motherhood. Even with all those Italian vampires trying to kill you, it’s gotta be better than your gestation.”