Today was the due date and I’m still pregnant. Frankly, I’m pretty upset about it, so lets move on. Shall we?
Election Day is Tuesday. Yep, I’m that dork who’s up on local and state midterm elections. I even cast a ballot in the Primary a few months ago. It was pretty much me, the candidates, their families, and old people pissed about Medicare donut holes.
Today I jinxed myself into still being with child for another week by voting early. I guess I was trying to
pass the time to avoid insanity set a good example for my child. Downtown was a cluster and it’s unseasonably hot. So hot I’m rockin’ the Rainbow flip-flops until November. (I’m a pregnant Southerner! I’ll do what I want!) I did not want to find a spot blocks away and then walk to the Board of Elections. I decided I would use my child to make my life easier and pulled up to the curbside voting for handicapped people.